Alright... Here's a page inspired by Miss M's gal Soph... the Queen of Comedy, filthy jokes and vulgarity...

A highlight in any live concert, or concert video is hearing the familiar strains of "That's why the lady is a tramp," "Pretty Legs and Great Big Knockers" or some other such song... seeing Ms. M grab a stool, and that mic in her hand... survey the crown and speak those WONDERFUL 5 little words "I'lllllllllll nevah forget it you know." The transformation from Ms. M to Soph is complete...and watch out, you're about to laugh until you can't laugh no more.
Fans on the Official Fan Club Message Board decided to give their own hands a try at writing Soph up a few new jokes...

After some time searching I think I have found most of them, and put them here in a collection for your comedic pleasure. Keep checking the page for more additions....
Two things to remember when viewing this page

-The jokes are/can/tend to be of an adult nature, this is your warning
-Click on a ball and enjoy the ride!
-Newest stuff added to the last page of the list
-So many Jokes, so little space...
Enjoy!!
-CC
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